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Sticky Post: Where Do I Start Reading?
I’ve just found your work and there’s a lot of it, where do I start? Welcome to my website! First off, my name is Johannes (Yo-Han-Ehz) T. Evans. I’m a gay, disabled, transgender man originally from Chepstow in the South of Wales, and I now live in Bradford in West Yorkshire, though for several years before now I lived in Galway, in the west of the Irish Republic. I’ve been writing for years, and you might actually already be familiar with my work – I’ve been on Tumblr under various URLs (before using my own name, JohannesTEvans, I was at…
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Tell Me How You Like It: A Beginner’s Guide to Talking Dirty
Delving into dirty talk and direct communication in the bedroom. How do I dirty talk effectively in the bedroom? How do I start talking when my natural inclination is to remain quiet? What do I say? How do I get over the embarassment? I’m going to be going through a lot of foundational questions and things to say to build on when you’re first approaching dirty talk with a partner — I’m using explicit examples throughout, so expect NSFW text. Dirty talk is a funny thing because it’s pretty natural for us to talk to each other in the bedroom, to communicate as…
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Rescue Dogs: Chapter Thirteen
Valorous and Cecil have a foursome, and then they go home. Cecil Hobbes, an ex-PE teacher disgraced and looked down on in his hometown, has a new partner: Sir Valorous King, a knight of the realm, once a child of prophecy, and Cecil’s stalker. A few months into their relationship, Cecil finally convinces Valorous to see a therapist, on the condition that Cecil attend one himself. Previous Chapter Full Chapter Directory Next Chapter Hours later, Valorous sprawled in Cicero’s guest bedroom, waiting for Cecil to come out of the bathroom. Valorous had finished showering before he had and had slipped out…
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Prophet’s Cry: Chapter Four
Several weeks in, Prophet and Vixen have a morning chat while Vixen gets dressed. Prophet Shulman, Administrative Secretary at the Middlesbrough branch of Friar Holdings, has been on the verge of divorce for the past twenty years, almost ever since he got fucking married. Fucking his boss might make him as bad as his husband, but what the fuck’s the point in trying to be good anymore? Meanwhile, Vance Vixen, recently emerged from his own divorce and also the closet, when not fucking his Admin Secretary in the stationery cupboard, begins a delicate romance with a bartender named Gideon Shulman. Previous…
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Rescue Dogs: Chapter Twelve
Cecil observes Cicero and Valorous playing off each other. Cecil Hobbes, an ex-PE teacher disgraced and looked down on in his hometown, has a new partner: Sir Valorous King, a knight of the realm, once a child of prophecy, and Cecil’s stalker. A few months into their relationship, Cecil finally convinces Valorous to see a therapist, on the condition that Cecil attend one himself. Previous Chapter Full Chapter Directory Next Chapter It was probably the most amount of food that Cecil had ever seen Valorous eat in one sitting, and he turned that over in his mind as Cicero ordered another…
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Rescue Dogs: Chapter Eleven
Valorous and Cecil go to dinner with Cicero Penllwynog and Coshel Fenwick. Cecil Hobbes, an ex-PE teacher disgraced and looked down on in his hometown, has a new partner: Sir Valorous King, a knight of the realm, once a child of prophecy, and Cecil’s stalker. A few months into their relationship, Cecil finally convinces Valorous to see a therapist, on the condition that Cecil attend one himself. Previous Chapter Full Chapter Directory Next Chapter The Penllwynogs were an old family, had historically been battle mages — some of their number had fought in King Arthur’s armies, had fought alongside Myrddin at the very…
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Prophet’s Cry: Chapter Three
Gideon meets a posh English fucker out; his marriage is as poor as ever. Prophet Shulman, Administrative Secretary at the Middlesbrough branch of Friar Holdings, has been on the verge of divorce for the past twenty years, almost ever since he got fucking married. Fucking his boss might make him as bad as his husband, but what the fuck’s the point in trying to be good anymore? Meanwhile, Vance Vixen, recently emerged from his own divorce and also the closet, when not fucking his Admin Secretary in the stationery cupboard, begins a delicate romance with a bartender named Gideon Shulman. Previous…
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Milk Production
Erotic short. A country doctor finds his footman in an unexpected condition. Rated E, cis M/trans M, 3.3k. Featuring older!trans/intersex doctor/younger!cis footman; the footman is lactating and the doctor is really into it. Featuring lactation, milking, some mild sadism and humiliation, lots of praise, PIV sex, eagerness, D/s dynamics, age difference. There’s reference and implication throughout to feeding and weight gain as the younger man is skinny, but no feeding within the course of the fic. It’s employer/employee and with the added doctor/patient aspect, plus the doctor is not thinking much about Tristan’s input, so the consent here can be…
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Prophet’s Cry: Chapter Two
Vance Vixen goes out for drinks and meets a new man. Prophet Shulman, Administrative Secretary at the Middlesbrough branch of Friar Holdings, has been on the verge of divorce for the past twenty years, almost ever since he got fucking married. Fucking his boss might make him as bad as his husband, but what the fuck’s the point in trying to be good anymore? Meanwhile, Vance Vixen, recently emerged from his own divorce and also the closet, when not fucking his Admin Secretary in the stationery cupboard, begins a delicate romance with a bartender named Gideon Shulman. Previous Chapter Directory of…
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Rescue Dogs: Chapter Ten
Cecil and Valorous go to the arena. Cecil Hobbes, an ex-PE teacher disgraced and looked down on in his hometown, has a new partner: Sir Valorous King, a knight of the realm, once a child of prophecy, and Cecil’s stalker. A few months into their relationship, Cecil finally convinces Valorous to see a therapist, on the condition that Cecil attend one himself. Previous Chapter Full Chapter Directory Next Chapter It’s a Thursday night, and they’re in Camelot because life is Hell and for some reason Cecil lets it be Hell. It’s raining outside and Cecil can hear the water pounding down…
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Prophet’s Cry: Chapter One
Erotic short. A department manager elects to give one of his juniors an attitude adjustment. Cis M/M, rated E, 4.2k. A stressed and angry middle manager gets fucked over his desk by the boss, an unbearably posh cunt with an equally unbearable and stupendously big cock. Size difference and size kink, safe sex, infidelity, bruising, possessive behaviour, dirty talk, sex at work, boss/employee sex, office politics. Directory of Chapters Next Chapter His name is Vance Vixen, and he’s the bane of Prophet’s fucking life. Over the past ten years, there has been a veritable parade of new managers through the…
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Our Flag Means Death S01 E03: A Gentleman Pirate
Examining OFMD E3: A Gentleman Pirate in close detail and liveblogging/analysing the text. S01 E01: The Pilot || S01 E02: A Damned Man || S01 E03: A Gentleman Pirate Still from E3, via IMDb. Back at it again! Once again I am setting your expectations for what I do in these liveblogs/close reading pieces: This is going to be a rewatch liveblog going through each episode and closely reading and responding to the text, bit by bit, in chronological order. It’s going to be pretty casual in tone, I will be swearing and making sex jokes and blah blah blah, this is…